An Mawh Veve Lo!

Rianttuannak in inn ah vun phak chawng khin tuah awk theih lo ah phone an i lak i NLD me kan pek awk a si, CNLD deuh hme teh, miphun party eh kawl party eh, President Thein Sein nakin thil a tuah khomi an um lo tiah biachokvai a ttialmi media tangah comment an pek, weekend caan ah tuah awk um lo i zeihuaha thei lo zong nih sau nawn khin 2008 phunghram remh lo ahcun eh, Miphun party mee pe ko uh tiah kawlram a zaamtak cangmi Pastor an si zongah, bochan mi kan pa le tiah ruahmi an si zongah kawlram um/ a hmun ummi nak in a theihdeuh, hmu dih le a theibik phun in media nih biaruahnak kip ah ka thaw ngai in an chim tik ah, a thei taktakmi le a hmu taktak mi nih an celh ve ti lo i..
UMHARPHENG POLITICS nan tuah ti si ko cang..
Kei cu umharpheng politicians pawl zong an mawh lo i real politicians, thil hmutu taktak zong an mawh lo ka hei ti ko. 😄😀😄 Umharpheng ah😁🤣

Capo Tawi Khawmhsuat

Zendul: Ka nu chimhmi ka rak ngaih lo ruangah khan zeizong vialte ka sung dih ko eh

Pachup: Kawi zen na nu nih zeibantuk bia an chimhmi te na rak ngeih lo ruangah dah a si

Zendun: ka rak ngaih lo caah cun hme ka theiti fom lo cu !!

Laimi sin ah a cang ṭheo mi

Pachup: Rev. Zendul kan hnuzarh phung na chim mi kha cu a ṭha bak ko ka nun a ka tonghtuk hring hran

Rev. Zendul : Zeikong hme ka chim ma lio kha

Pachup: Na chimmi cu ka thei ve ti lo

A ṭha mi cinken hrimhrim pei kan i timh lo cu, a chimtu zong zei nih philh a ngaitu zong cu baak.

Nu le Va kar ah

Zendul: Hello, kan nu he kan i si le thlalang awng in zuan aatim hih, room no 11 ah vun ra zok.

Hotel Manager: Sir, nanmah nuva buainak ah ka ra kho lo, kai ceih lo

Zendul: Bator pa zei bia dah na chim thla langawng kan ong kho lo i pei rak ra kan ti ko cu.

Nu le va karlak hmanh ah dakaw dawtnak hi hna ek zat hmanh a len ti lo cu kan chan hi...

Sayamah le hi an test an hmang

Sayama: Nihin cu gramar ah tense timi kan cawng hna lai. Khah sicun "I am beautiful" , ma hi zei tense dah si.

Students: A fiangtuk mi, Past tense hme teh si lai!! a hnu bik tlang ṭhu mi nih past impossible tense si a ti.

Mizaw pa

Dr. Zendul : Pa chup nikhat ah ti hrai 10 lengmang ding law na zawtnak hi dam kolai!

Pachup: Dr. Zen, ma ti si cun dam khawh dawh ka si lo

Dr. Zendul : Ziah tidin cu a fawi te mi dakaw si, cawk zong hauh ṭung lo

Pachup: A si ko nain kan inn ah hrai pa 4 lawng kan ngei eh..

Molh vaivek ahcun tihin molh ding si.

Ka Pa zong a din ve ko

Palung pi::Pa lung ziah, na nu hnuk cu na din lengmang rih e, nau te na ngeih cang kha na nau caah chiah piak ca, na nau na zaang faak lo maw, din awk a ngei ti lai lo kha 

Pa lung::Ka pi ka pa zong nih pei adin piak ve  lengmang ko cu.. L0L..

Goliath le Samson hi Single tein hodah aatei hnga

Rev. Zen Dul:: Khah nihin kan cawn mi chung le bible he aapeh tlaimi nan fian lo mi ka hal uh.

Zutama Khupte:: Saya Zen Samson le Goliath kha single tein cheih hna seh law zeidah aa tei hnga?

Zutama Pahnok:: Ka dua theih lo an si ko, kei cu samson bak ka seihchiah deuh, 
Khupte:: Pahnok dai ko Goliath nih a tei ding cu a techia ko cuh,

Rev. Zen:; Nan mah pahnih ah hodah aa tei?, a ti hna i a ṭhuat ter beh hna, crusade tuahnak ah khupte cu a hnarthi chuak i Pa hnok a mittlang tlek ve, cu hnu ah an ṭhen hna i Rev. Zen nih Samson le Goliath kha aa tluk bak te an si......tiah a leh hna.... LOL

Joke Collection

1. Salai Zendul Riansok lio Interview .

Hello,Mr Salai Zen..

Q. Hruaitu dirhmun lei he pehtlai in Zeibantuk rian dah na rak ttuan bal?

Ans: Bu pa hnih thum ah cun Admin ka ttuan bal ko.

Q. Nan khua ah ma, nan church ah ma, Political party ah ma?

Ans: Si lo.

Q: Si cun khuazei ah, zeibantuk bu ah?

Ans: Khua mino group facebook, Viber, le whatsup chat groups ah admin ka ttuan bal tibia.

2. Pa Hnawk pa biahalnak..

Q. Pa Hnawk pa Fa pazei zatdah na ngeih ?

Ans: Pa li/4 an si..

1st engineer 

2st MBA

3rd Ph.D

4st nak cu a fir. thief

Q. Ziah pa 4nak a firmi cu na fa chung in na hlawnh ko lo.

Ans: A ze a zei hlonh bia dah na chim amah nihcun pei a kan cawm cu a dang pathum cu rian an ngei lo... palinak pa um hlah sehlaw ei lo kan thi cang lai...........

3. Riansok Interview part 2!!

Mr. Zendul, nan Zung/office na chuahtak i ziah kan kan zung ah rian na rak sok tthan ning si?

Mr.Zen Ans: ka chuahtak bia si lo eh,! Bawtor hna kan Zung/office hmundang ah an tthial le an tthialnak hmun ka thei ti lo hme cu. L0L

 4. Nu Va Biaruah.

NU. Kan pa zeitluk in dah na ka dawt ka chim tuah.

Pa:  kan dawttuk ko kan nu kan dawtnak hi zeihmanh in tah khawh si lo

Nu: Chim ko plz........

Pa, Keimah hi phone sining law nang hi sim card na si, nangmah lo cun ka um kho bak lo

Nu: kailawmh ning cu kan pa, kan dawttuk, kan duhtuk tuk, muahmuah,

Pa: Bawipa kailawm tuk ka nupi nih tuluk phone simcard pathum khumh a ngahmi bantuk ka simi a ka thei lo...

 5. To/

Pachup nu le pa nan fapa a rimchia tuk thiang tein rak kholh uh

pachup pa-- Dear saya, ka fa fapa pachup cu rose pangpar ah ma na rel rak hnim len hlah ca tu rakchim. lol

6. don'r fall in love, fall of Bridge it hurt less

7. Dont break someone's heat, they have only one, break their bones, they have 206.

8. Boy Please give me a kiss babe

Not before mariage dl

boy, don't worry babe, i am already marriage

9. What Exactly is happiness means for u Mr. Herhhuai??

Herhhuai.. Happiness is seeing my ex gf with some one uglier than me.....

How about Sorrowness.

it is when i' m ready to go out but my phone battery remain at 10%...

10. Mr. Zendul PhD Graduation speech 

Ladies and gentlemen, First and foremost, I would like to express my deep gratitute and special thank to Internet, Google, Wikipedia, and web Browser such as Google Chrome, mozila firefox and Oppra Mini also microsoft office, especially i would like to extend my deep and heartfelt gratitute to PDF format and Copy Paste system....THANKQ 

11. Hi Cungpi, I need your expert opinion regarding the relationship between me and my girf friend.

Hey,, dude plz don't ask me for relatlionship advice, I am still single that i promote break up and support Breaking only.

12. Many people are finding  soulmate and bedmate now, But i still can't find even a proper downloader for 

10. Chan Aithlen ning Phun khat..

13. 1990 minung nih thlalang awng kam ih rumro kan duh, thlithiang kan ngah lengah a ceudeuh kan ti kan rak i cuh,,

2015 minung nih Socket kam ih rumro kan duh moble charge pahnak ttha tiah. 

14. Nihin kan chan hi nuva karlak ah dawtnak a leng kho ti lo, kan i duh bak ti in tthit umnak zong tuah hnu ah cheukhat cu nupi le nih hair dryer ka chanta ti lio ah pistol chanh a duh mi an tam tuk cang..

15. Phaisa ka ngeih lo lio i dawr ah ka kal hin thil aadawhmi ka hmuh khun ta aw.

16. Modona cu kum 55 a si ah a tlangval pa cu 22 a si. 

Cubantuk in Tina Turner cu 75 a si ah a tlangval pa cu 40 a si

Cubantuk tthiamtthiam in Jlo cu 42 a si ah a tlangval pa 26 lawng a si

cubantuk tthiam2 than in Mariah Carry cu 44 a si nain, a va pa cu 32

Cucaah DL ka ngeilo tiah lungrawh awk a si lai lo, na dl ding hi  a chuak rih lo i si kho men, ruahchannak ngeih cio ding si Lol

17. Ruahning in thil a kal lo caan, 

Nungak nih bus in khual a tlawn ahcun tlangval pawngah ka tthu te men lai tiah ruah cio a si

cu ve bang Tlangval zong nih nungak pawng tthu ding phun in kan i tim ve

a taktak ahcun Nu ter le pater, motor rit a hmangmi pawngah kan ciah ttheu tawn.

18. Nuu le Paa sinah a dik mi pahnih,

Nuu cu keimah tinak lungput nih a tthen hna nain mi kongceihnak nih a fonh tthan hna

Paa :: nungak ruangah kan i tthen i zu nih a kan fonh tthan.

19. Teacher:: Tell me three tense with examples??

student:; I saw your daughter yesturday (past).

We are in Love now (present).

we will run away tommorow (future).

20. zeitin dah si an block ning pachup.

A status ah Happy CND ka ti 

Nangzong a ka ti

Tlawmpal a rauh hnu ah kan duh tiah ka edit tthan le a ka block ko hme cu

21. A thau mi he komh a tthatnak,

Harnak ton i tlik a hauh tik ah hna a ngam kho tuk, tahchun nak ah uico hna nih seh in a kan dawi caan, vom hna nih dawi caan khin a kan khamhtu cu kan hawi le a thau mi cingcing an si.

22. Nungak aadawh minih vun chat, tlawmpal vun chat ah biadih, biaruah dih lai le sian lo chat awk le hngalh lo khi a fawi loh nan ti cio maw.

23. A caan ahcun Saya te nih period zakhat a kan chimh mi nak in kan hawi le nih Exam khan i minute pakhat a kan chimh mi khi hmual ngei deuh tawn rua ka ti koKa facebook friends pawl hi ka zoh tawn hna i a tar he a no he an chuah kum 1998 tang lawng te an si cang facebook hmang mi ahhin keimah hlah maw tar bik cang tiah kai ruah lengmang ko LOl

24. Ka pi ka pu hi zan khat ah voi zeizat dah a thawh?

Api:: Hawi hna cu na ka hal na hrut ma zendul, zei ruangdah na ka hal?

Zendul:: Zeilo news ah chuah ka duh i si LOl

Democracy Uknak ah Abipi Mi Pathum

Democracy Uknak ah Abipi Mi Pathuam 

Avoi 32nd nak US president, Franklin D. Roosevelt , US president vialte lak ah kum tambik president a ṭuan mi a si, 1933-1945 tiang president a ṭuan, amah nih UN pi rakdirh lio zongah United Nation tiah kan min siseh tiah proposed a rak tuah i nihin nitiang UN kan ti thai, cu Roosevelt nihcun Democracy phunglam a muru hna cu a tanglei pa 4 hi an si a ti.

1. Freedom of Speech

2. Freedom of Belief

3. Freedom from Fear

4. Freedom from Want….

Democracy kan ti tik ah hi pali lawng zong hi si lo i a dang tampi kolai a si nain a hrampi cu ma hi an si ko ee a ti. Hi pa 4 hi basic human right ti zong kan ti khawh.

P. Roosevelt nih pali a a chimmi chung in pa 1nak le 2nak cun keimah nih pakhat ka chuahpi mi freedom of Choice kong tlawmpal in vun thai ka duh.

Freedom of Speech/Zalong te Chimphuan khawhnak

Democracy uknak tangah mizei poah nih zalong tein chim phuannak, ṭialnak nawl a ngei, cucu hohmanh nih kham khawh a si lo i khamding zong a si, lo cozah zong nih a kham kho lo, a si nain mi pakhat nih a nawlngeihnak a hmanhnak, a biachimnak a cattialnak ah rampi nih zulh mi phung le lam he ai kalh, a pawngkam minung a hnorsuan hna ahcun cu a chimtu, a ṭialtu nih dantatnak a inn ve hrimhrim a herh, a chimmi le a ṭialmi kongah ttuanvo a lak hrimhrim lai. Mi pakhat nih zalong tein chimnak nak ka ngei tiah, a au le a khuan i a pawngkam minung hna hnawhnak a pek hna ahcun a nawlngeihnak a hmannak ah midang right a buar caah a palh cikcek a right hman a thiam lo bia a si. cucaah Democracy kan si kan duh kan au kan khuang lai, ka duh poah in mi ka ti lai timi ruahnak cu Democracy he aaralkah taktak mi ruahnak a si. Democracy cu a zeidang khi si lo Sii-kaan, khuasum khuahna tuak tein nun khi a si ko timi a lang.

Freedom of Belief/ Zalong te Biak khawhnak

Biaknak kan timi cu minung pakhat i ruahnak le biakhiahnak ah a hngat mi a si, pumpak duhthimnak ah a ummi a si caah a ho hmanh minu mipa kan hawinu kan pa zumhnak ah thlaknak nawl kan ngei lo, a cozah zong nih mahbiak nak hi bia, khi biaknak khi bia uh tiah tinak nawl a kan ngei lo, a duh mi biaknak, a lungtling mi biaknak poah kha zalong tein zumh/biaknak nawl a ngei. Minu mipa kha ka zumhnak na zum ve hrimhrim lo tiah hnek phung a si lo, a si nain na biaknak kong kha a ngaih huam ahcun a nemnak tein chimhphuannak nawl na ngei. Zeitik hmanh ah Force Conversion tuah phung a si lo. Zei ca tiah Biaknak kan timi cu pumhpak ruahnak le duhmi ah a hngat mi a si.

Freedom of Choice/Zalong tein Duhthim Khawhnak

Duhthim nak nawl kan timi cu zalong tein biaknak nawl he aa khat pah mi a si, mi pakhat nih a duhmi aa thim mi ah i thlaknak nawl kan ngei lo, tahchunnak ah lai pa zong nih vawlei cung hla ah a duhbik mi cu lai hla nak in mirang hla a si kolai, kha duh aa thim mi ahkhan mipi kan i ceih kho lo, a mah nawl ngeihnak tein aathim mi a si, lai miphun kan si ruangah lai hla kan duh dih hrimhrim awk a si tiah mirang hla duh ko zongah lai hla ka uar i ti ter kha fir a si i lih zong a si, ralkap uknak bantuk zong a si caah a dik lo, mipi nih mi pakhat duh aa thim mi kha kan co hlan khawh lo zongah kan cohlan a hau i kan cohlan a herh, kan mah nih kan duhmi aa thim lo a mah duhmi athim timi ruah khawh kha a biapi, mi pakhat nih a duhmi aathim nak ah a hman lo a thimmi a palh ee tiah bia na ceih ahcun cucu nangmah kha ralkap na si, nangmah duhnak in mi nung dih hna seh ti na duh caah a si. cucaah zalong tein duh thim khawhnak kan timi cu pumpak nih ngeih mi a si caah, pumpak duhmi ah nai thlak lo le kai thlak lo a biapi. Cucu freedom of choice a si i ho hmanh nih kan duh kan i thimmi ah an i thlak awk a si lo i an zai awk zong a si lo an duh an i thimmi ah kan zai i kan zum len awk a si ve lo..

A Voih Hlah Maw Tiah A Eek

A Voih Hlah Maw Tiah  A Eek

Vawikhat cu ka sianginn kainak lei kalding in kaa tim i, Kalaymyo lei in kal tuahning tiah zingka suimilam 6:00 AM ah Bus in Kalaymyo lei ahcun kan i thawh, Kalaymyo tlawng ve ding in tarnu le a tunu kum 10 hrawng te ka hnu lei deuh seat ahkhin an tthu ve, Tlangzar phanh lai te ahkhin ka hnu a tthumi tarnu te nihcun a voih thangnawn te khin (pip/pep/) tiah ai thlauh/ceh i upa sicang i kan nih a chuak cio lem lo, a mawh lo pi tar hnu motor cit har thlakthlak he kan ti cio. Tlangzar cu kan vun phan i zingrawl ei ah kan ttum cio, tarnu le a tunu te cu a hnu cariak nawn khin an rak ttum ve i, mipi pawl rawl einak hmai an phanh bak khin tarnu te nihcun a ruahawk ah hngar lem lo khin,, a tunu te cu, Aii nu te a tunai kha ka voih hlah maw si ka ti cu ka eek hme ka rak i ceh vial ko hi a vun ti cu... niih ah niih ngam theng lo in motor aacitmi vialte cu kanmah le kanmah kan i zoh, kan khuaruah har ve cio ai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ai capo hlah maw ka ttial tiah biatak hme si ko hi ti awk in ka um ve ka cattialmi ka rel tthan i ka nihchuak lo .................

Pastor Daithlang

Pastor Daithlang

Voikhat cu Pastor Zen Dul kha a church member chungin hngakchia, bawhte thlacampiak awk a ngeih caah hngakchia le a nu kha hmai ah rak chuak tuah uh tiah a vun auh hna, bible cu a vun rel a dih in thlacam hna uhsih tiah a vun ti i a mit a chimh hlan ah hngakchia lu cung ah a kut chiah hmasa lo in a mit a vun chimh hnu ah hngachia lu cu a dah in a hei dah i hngakchia lu cu kheng ti lo in a nu hnuk tu cu a muai pah khin a hmeh i thla cu a hei camh, a cam mi cu, bawipa hi hngakchia te hi lu nun ngandamnak pe kosawh, fimnak he tthanter kosawh a lu te zong a nemtuk le can-hah-ter deuh kosawh, cu lo ahcun a tlukrilh sualah aa khonden a fawi tuk rumro lai tiah thla kan cam a hei ti i a kut cu duhsah tein a hei lak cu hngakchia lu si hin lo in a nu hnuk tu a rak si ko ai,,, a kut lak cu a hnuartuk caah midang zongnih cun an hmuh dih i Chairman pa nih kan pastor pa hi tipil a in lio ah a kut hi ti ah a hnim chih rua lo a kut long in tipil pek tthan a hau lai a heiti chapbei rih.. lohtlau...