Joke Collection

1. Salai Zendul Riansok lio Interview .

Hello,Mr Salai Zen..

Q. Hruaitu dirhmun lei he pehtlai in Zeibantuk rian dah na rak ttuan bal?

Ans: Bu pa hnih thum ah cun Admin ka ttuan bal ko.

Q. Nan khua ah ma, nan church ah ma, Political party ah ma?

Ans: Si lo.

Q: Si cun khuazei ah, zeibantuk bu ah?

Ans: Khua mino group facebook, Viber, le whatsup chat groups ah admin ka ttuan bal tibia.

2. Pa Hnawk pa biahalnak..

Q. Pa Hnawk pa Fa pazei zatdah na ngeih ?

Ans: Pa li/4 an si..

1st engineer 

2st MBA

3rd Ph.D

4st nak cu a fir. thief

Q. Ziah pa 4nak a firmi cu na fa chung in na hlawnh ko lo.

Ans: A ze a zei hlonh bia dah na chim amah nihcun pei a kan cawm cu a dang pathum cu rian an ngei lo... palinak pa um hlah sehlaw ei lo kan thi cang lai...........

3. Riansok Interview part 2!!

Mr. Zendul, nan Zung/office na chuahtak i ziah kan kan zung ah rian na rak sok tthan ning si?

Mr.Zen Ans: ka chuahtak bia si lo eh,! Bawtor hna kan Zung/office hmundang ah an tthial le an tthialnak hmun ka thei ti lo hme cu. L0L

 4. Nu Va Biaruah.

NU. Kan pa zeitluk in dah na ka dawt ka chim tuah.

Pa:  kan dawttuk ko kan nu kan dawtnak hi zeihmanh in tah khawh si lo

Nu: Chim ko plz........

Pa, Keimah hi phone sining law nang hi sim card na si, nangmah lo cun ka um kho bak lo

Nu: kailawmh ning cu kan pa, kan dawttuk, kan duhtuk tuk, muahmuah,

Pa: Bawipa kailawm tuk ka nupi nih tuluk phone simcard pathum khumh a ngahmi bantuk ka simi a ka thei lo...

 5. To/

Pachup nu le pa nan fapa a rimchia tuk thiang tein rak kholh uh

pachup pa-- Dear saya, ka fa fapa pachup cu rose pangpar ah ma na rel rak hnim len hlah ca tu rakchim. lol

6. don'r fall in love, fall of Bridge it hurt less

7. Dont break someone's heat, they have only one, break their bones, they have 206.

8. Boy Please give me a kiss babe

Not before mariage dl

boy, don't worry babe, i am already marriage

9. What Exactly is happiness means for u Mr. Herhhuai??

Herhhuai.. Happiness is seeing my ex gf with some one uglier than me.....

How about Sorrowness.

it is when i' m ready to go out but my phone battery remain at 10%...

10. Mr. Zendul PhD Graduation speech 

Ladies and gentlemen, First and foremost, I would like to express my deep gratitute and special thank to Internet, Google, Wikipedia, and web Browser such as Google Chrome, mozila firefox and Oppra Mini also microsoft office, especially i would like to extend my deep and heartfelt gratitute to PDF format and Copy Paste system....THANKQ 

11. Hi Cungpi, I need your expert opinion regarding the relationship between me and my girf friend.

Hey,, dude plz don't ask me for relatlionship advice, I am still single that i promote break up and support Breaking only.

12. Many people are finding  soulmate and bedmate now, But i still can't find even a proper downloader for 

10. Chan Aithlen ning Phun khat..

13. 1990 minung nih thlalang awng kam ih rumro kan duh, thlithiang kan ngah lengah a ceudeuh kan ti kan rak i cuh,,

2015 minung nih Socket kam ih rumro kan duh moble charge pahnak ttha tiah. 

14. Nihin kan chan hi nuva karlak ah dawtnak a leng kho ti lo, kan i duh bak ti in tthit umnak zong tuah hnu ah cheukhat cu nupi le nih hair dryer ka chanta ti lio ah pistol chanh a duh mi an tam tuk cang..

15. Phaisa ka ngeih lo lio i dawr ah ka kal hin thil aadawhmi ka hmuh khun ta aw.

16. Modona cu kum 55 a si ah a tlangval pa cu 22 a si. 

Cubantuk in Tina Turner cu 75 a si ah a tlangval pa cu 40 a si

Cubantuk tthiamtthiam in Jlo cu 42 a si ah a tlangval pa 26 lawng a si

cubantuk tthiam2 than in Mariah Carry cu 44 a si nain, a va pa cu 32

Cucaah DL ka ngeilo tiah lungrawh awk a si lai lo, na dl ding hi  a chuak rih lo i si kho men, ruahchannak ngeih cio ding si Lol

17. Ruahning in thil a kal lo caan, 

Nungak nih bus in khual a tlawn ahcun tlangval pawngah ka tthu te men lai tiah ruah cio a si

cu ve bang Tlangval zong nih nungak pawng tthu ding phun in kan i tim ve

a taktak ahcun Nu ter le pater, motor rit a hmangmi pawngah kan ciah ttheu tawn.

18. Nuu le Paa sinah a dik mi pahnih,

Nuu cu keimah tinak lungput nih a tthen hna nain mi kongceihnak nih a fonh tthan hna

Paa :: nungak ruangah kan i tthen i zu nih a kan fonh tthan.

19. Teacher:: Tell me three tense with examples??

student:; I saw your daughter yesturday (past).

We are in Love now (present).

we will run away tommorow (future).

20. zeitin dah si an block ning pachup.

A status ah Happy CND ka ti 

Nangzong a ka ti

Tlawmpal a rauh hnu ah kan duh tiah ka edit tthan le a ka block ko hme cu

21. A thau mi he komh a tthatnak,

Harnak ton i tlik a hauh tik ah hna a ngam kho tuk, tahchun nak ah uico hna nih seh in a kan dawi caan, vom hna nih dawi caan khin a kan khamhtu cu kan hawi le a thau mi cingcing an si.

22. Nungak aadawh minih vun chat, tlawmpal vun chat ah biadih, biaruah dih lai le sian lo chat awk le hngalh lo khi a fawi loh nan ti cio maw.

23. A caan ahcun Saya te nih period zakhat a kan chimh mi nak in kan hawi le nih Exam khan i minute pakhat a kan chimh mi khi hmual ngei deuh tawn rua ka ti koKa facebook friends pawl hi ka zoh tawn hna i a tar he a no he an chuah kum 1998 tang lawng te an si cang facebook hmang mi ahhin keimah hlah maw tar bik cang tiah kai ruah lengmang ko LOl

24. Ka pi ka pu hi zan khat ah voi zeizat dah a thawh?

Api:: Hawi hna cu na ka hal na hrut ma zendul, zei ruangdah na ka hal?

Zendul:: Zeilo news ah chuah ka duh i si LOl